What an interesting fact!
By - BryNX_714
Fun fact: due to Goering's aforementioned large circumference, it is theorised that if the Luftwaffe had found a way to drop him on London, they would've won the Battle of Britain because F=ma and that's a lot of mass.
"Wake up, sir, it's time for your kinetic bombardment!"
that explains why the nazis gave up on the atom bomb. they already had a wmd
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Forget London this would've just sunk Britain and the neighboring islands combined
The resulting tsunami would've reached the US West coast, causing chaos and inundated Western Europe, the Atlantic Wall may have had to have been built in the Alps.
Furthermore, due to its light construction, Admiral Yamamoto got shredded by a bunch of Lockheed P-38s.
I'm gonna be real with you not many aircraft can really shrug off getting shot at by multiple 50 cal and 20mm guns.
Japan should've just asked for Wunderwaffe blueprints and they would have won the Pacific war 🙄
Yeah they could've beat America if they were sent an example of the Messerschmitt Me-69 Fartenflieger to teach them
If the Japanese had the Jagdsturmpanthergeschutzpoopenfartenwagen auf. V D they could've easily taken Los Angeles
Yeah defending Iwo Jima would have been a piece of cake if they had used some tigers, damn Germany not sharing
RIP to your Betty but im built different
I dunno, those crappy planes that crippled the Bismarck didn't seem to mind being shot
There's a difference between getting shot at by a battleship with questionable AA capabilities vs multiple fighter aircraft. Unless you have multiple reports of Swordfishes tanking gunfire from enemy fighters without issues.
It seems to me that the same things that made swordfish effective in the face of Bismarck would advantage them vs fighters as well. They're so slow that enemy pilots would have trouble not overshooting them and their light armor would serve them better than heavy armor vs the enemy's machine guns. The only real difference is that the swordfish were not equipped with air-to-air weapons so they'd be ineffective in a dogfight on that basis.
all's fair in love and war.(crashing sucks)
B-17 also died to 20mm armed fighter planes, your point?
My point is that the fucker got what he deserved
Oh yeah absolutely, he might have been a brilliant admiral, but he paid for his aggression
That would’ve happened to any aircraft tbh.
Impossible. How did they measure it?
One Betty, one fuel stop, and one really long measuring tape
Must. Resist. Ur mom. Joke.
By putting him next to your mom and seeing he was only a quarter of her size.
Guess that's why they go back to manufacturing a cars.
And some dope fighter jets too.
I love the F-1, F-2, and T-2.
Not to mention the T-4 trainer jet and the X-2 Shinshin stealth testbed
The Shinshin is sadly just a concept model. They are buying F-35 and collaborating with the Brits for the next fighter (BAE Tempest based).
I'm not actually aware of the whole Goering Myer thing. What is the context of it?
He said something like "If only one enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, you may call me Mayer"
Goering Dummy thicc
What the fuck did I just say
Führer, I am trying to win the air war, but I am dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the RAF
Radar catches him first when it detects a massive blip across the channel
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.